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9 Mar 2024 22.02 GMT Poor Kylian Mbappé, who for the want of a few inches here and

there, would 🍌 have been celebrating a hat-trick tonight. But two of his goals were

chalked off for offside, correctly so, after which 🍌 point the entire Parisian edifice

crumbled. Having dominated for most of the tie, they collectively Devon Loch-ed it

along the 🍌 final stretch, and a spirited Real Madrid, propelled by the genius of Karim

Benzema and Luka Modrić, snatched the quarter-final 🍌 place from under their nose. An

abject capitulation by the visitors, who can file this latest one alongside Barcelona

and 🍌 Manchester United. Lionel Messi walks away from the crime scene with a blank look

on his face, and he’s got 🍌 some admin to do as well, popping this debacle next to Roma,

Liverpool and Bayern Munich on his personal résumé. 🍌 What an evening at the

Bernabeu!

Updated at 22.25 GMT

9 Mar 2024 21.54 GMT FULL TIME: Real Madrid 3-1 PSG

(agg: 🍌 3-2) All hail 16-minute hat-trick hero Karim Benzema! What a sensational comeback

by Real! But what a capitulation by PSG. 🍌 They suffer another embarrassing exit from the

Champions League. They’re making a habit of this ... as is Lionel Messi. 🍌 What a game!

Real Madrid’s hat-trick hero Karim Benzema celebrates after the final whistle.

Photograph: Susana Vera/Reuters Real Madrid’s Luka 🍌 Modric celebrates a famous victory.

Photograph: Manu Fernández/AP

Updated at 22.24 GMT

9 Mar 2024 21.52 GMT 90 min +4:

Mbappe runs 🍌 the ball out for a goal kick, and Real are so close now to the completion

of an outrageous comeback.

9 🍌 Mar 2024 21.52 GMT 90 min +3: Modric wins the ball in

midfield, then Benzema takes the ball to the 🍌 corner. The home fans crack out a few

yelps of delight as the passes stick. You know the sort.

9 Mar 🍌 2024 21.51 GMT 90 min

+2: Vinicius is clipped on the halfway line and takes the opportunity to go down 🍌 in the

clock-management style.

9 Mar 2024 21.50 GMT 90 min +1: In the first of four added

minutes, Messi sends 🍌 the free kick towards the top-right corner ... but it’s always

heading over the bar. Huge cheers, for more than 🍌 one reason as well. Oh Lionel.

9 Mar

2024 21.49 GMT 90 min: Neymar romps into Real territory with options to 🍌 his left and

right. Before he can decide what to do, he’s fouled by Camavinga. Free kick, 30 yards

out 🍌 in a central position. Messi’s eyes light up.

9 Mar 2024 21.48 GMT 89 min: PSG’s

final roll of the dice: 🍌 Draxler comes on for Hakimi. Modric then sashays right to left

across the face of the Real box and aims 🍌 a shot towards the top left. Inches wide and

high. So close to wrapping this up.

9 Mar 2024 21.47 GMT 🍌 88 min: Can Mbappe rescue this

situation for PSG? He powers down the inside-left channel and is cynically checked by

🍌 Vazquez, who goes into the book. Nothing comes of the resulting free kick.

9 Mar 2024

21.46 GMT 86 min: Rodrygo 🍌 batters the free kick into the wall, then slices the rebound

well wide right. PSG are all over the shop. 🍌 This is an astonishing turnaround and

capitulation, even by their own historical standards.

9 Mar 2024 21.45 GMT 85 min:

Vinicius 🍌 has the opportunity to put this tie to bed, but as he makes good down the

left, he stands on 🍌 the ball. Then Benzema has a run down the right. PSG just about hack

clear. Then Kimpembe, who has just 🍌 been booked, sticks out a leg to bring down Rodrygo.

No second yellow, but a free kick in a very 🍌 dangerous position.

9 Mar 2024 21.43 GMT 83

min: Kimpembe is booked for throwing the ball into Vinicius’s chest in irritation, 🍌 then

barging him over. PSG have totally lost the nut. It’s a Champions League story as old

as time.

9 Mar 🍌 2024 21.41 GMT 81 min: PSG have to roll the dice now. Di Maria comes on

for Danilo. Hakimi, his 🍌 head gone, scythes through Vinicius and is booked for his

trouble. You don’t need me to tell you that the 🍌 Bernabeu is on a rolling boil. What an

atmosphere! What a comeback this will be ... if they pull it 🍌 of. Do PSG have a

response? That Donnarumma mistake suddenly seems so expensive.

9 Mar 2024 21.39 GMT 80

min: Not 🍌 a great 12 seconds of action for Marquinhos, the ball deflecting off him for

Benzema’s second, followed by the mistake 🍌 for the third. Another famous PSG

capitulation is on!

9 Mar 2024 21.38 GMT GOAL! Real Madrid 3-1 PSG (Benzema 78); 🍌 agg

3-2 This is sensational! Simply sensational! There’s a pause as VAR checks the

tie-equalising goal. It’s onside. A huge 🍌 roar. Then another huge roar as Real snaffle

the ball straight from the kick-off. Vinicius is sent scampering down the 🍌 left again.

Once again he’s swarmed. Marquinhos tries to clear, but only sends a flick across the

face of his 🍌 box towards Benzema, who steers an outrageous first-time shot into the

bottom right from the edge of the box. That 🍌 came 12 seconds after the restart! Real

Madrid’s Karim Benzema celebrates scoring their third goal with Luka Modric.

Photograph: Susana 🍌 Vera/Reuters

Updated at 22.08 GMT

9 Mar 2024 21.36 GMT GOAL! Real

Madrid 2-1 PSG (Benzema 76); agg 2-2 What a game 🍌 this is! Modric runs from deep inside

his own half, then releases Vinicius down the inside left. Vinicius is swarmed. 🍌 He

rolls across the face of goal for Modric, who plays a cute pass down the right channel

to find 🍌 Benzema, who spins and batters a shot past Donnarumma. We’re all level! Real

Madrid’s Karim Benzema thumps home their second 🍌 goal. Photograph: Susana Vera/Reuters

Benzema (centre) celebrates his second goal as Danilo Pereira of Paris Saint-Germain

(right) looks dejected. Photograph: 🍌 David Ramos/Getty Images

Updated at 22.26 GMT

9 Mar

2024 21.34 GMT 74 min: Modric comes sliding in on Messi and wins 🍌 a crunching,

old-school, 1980s-style tackle. The home fans really enjoyed that. The erstwhile

Barcelona man wears an inscrutable look as 🍌 he picks himself up and dusts himself down,

refusing to give the old enemy any more pleasure.

9 Mar 2024 21.33 🍌 GMT 73 min: But that

spirit’s far from sapped yet. PSG ship possession, the ball clanking around their own

box 🍌 and breaking to Vinicius, who leans back and hoicks over the bar when one on one

with Donnarumma, six yards 🍌 out! Then the visitors lose the ball again, Vinicius probing

again down the left only for Rodrygo to run the 🍌 ball out for a goal kick.

9 Mar 2024

21.31 GMT 72 min: The free kick leads to a corner on 🍌 the right. PSG opt to play it back

down the flank and play some more possession football designed purposefully to 🍌 sap the

Real spirit.

9 Mar 2024 21.30 GMT 71 min: PSG ping, ping, ping it around. Eventually

Militao gets fed 🍌 up and hangs a leg across Neymar who was attempting to break down the

left. Before the free kick can 🍌 be taken, PSG replace the booked Paredes with Gueye, a

decision no doubt influenced by the former getting away with 🍌 a clip on Benzema a couple

of minutes ago.

9 Mar 2024 21.27 GMT 69 min: PSG try to put the 🍌 lid back on with some

sterile possession in the middle of the park. They do a decent job, to be 🍌 fair, and the

home fans break out the irate whistles.

9 Mar 2024 21.26 GMT 67 min: Some admin:

Donnarumma was 🍌 booked for arguing the toss about Benzema’s challenge that led to the

mistake that led to the goal, while Real 🍌 replace Carvajal with Vasquez.

9 Mar 2024

21.25 GMT 65 min: Real win a corner on the left. Modric takes. It 🍌 breaks to Carvajal,

who sends a speculative drive into a packed box. PSG half clear it. A cross comes back

🍌 in from the right. Vinicius flicks towards the bottom right. Donnarumma is all over it,

and Militao was penalised for 🍌 a shove anyway.

9 Mar 2024 21.23 GMT 64 min: The roof of

the stadium nearly flies off as Benzema meets 🍌 a right-wing cross and sends a header

inches wide of the top right. Donnarumma wasn’t necessarily getting to that, had 🍌 it

been on target. On the touchline, Pochettino quietly fumes at his team’s sudden loss of

equilibrium.

9 Mar 2024 21.22 🍌 GMT 63 min: Donnarumma claims he was fouled by Benzema,

who certainly knocked him off balance. The striker was entitled 🍌 to challenge for the

ball with a shoulder charge, though, and forced the mistake. Game on! The Bernabeu

explodes in 🍌 excitement!

Updated at 21.24 GMT

9 Mar 2024 21.21 GMT GOAL! Real Madrid 1-1

PSG (Benzema 61); agg 1-2 Donnarumma gifts Real 🍌 a goal, and the hosts are back in it!

The PSG keeper faffs around having received the ball at his 🍌 feet. Benzema presses hard.

Donnarumma panics and shanks a weird ball across the face of his own goal. Vinicius

retrieves 🍌 it at the far stick, and rolls it back for Benzema, who slams home from close

range. What a fiasco! 🍌 Karim Benzema of Real Madrid puts PSG keeper Gianluigi

Donnarumma. Photograph: Helios de la Rubia/Real Madrid/Getty Images Benzema slots the

🍌 ball past PSG’s Marquinhosn (left) and Donnarumma to get the hosts back into the tie.

Photograph: David Ramos/Getty Images Benzema 🍌 (centre) celebrates alongside Vinicius

Junior Photograph: Susana Vera/Reuters Real Madrid’s David Alaba celebrates with

Benzema (right). Photograph: Manu Fernández/AP

Updated at 🍌 00.01 GMT

9 Mar 2024 21.19

GMT 60 min: Mbappe backs himself in a footrace down the left with Carvajal. He 🍌 does

this because he’s so obviously going to win it. Carvajal has little option but to

cynically barge the troublesome 🍌 Mbappe off the field of play. Yellow card. Mbappe is

such a danger, Real will do well to end this 🍌 game with 11 men.

9 Mar 2024 21.17 GMT 58

min: Mbappe stays down, but happily there’s nothing seriously wrong with 🍌 him and he’s

back up soon enough. While he grabs a breather / gets the once-over from the physio,

Real 🍌 make a double change, replacing Kroos and Asensio with Rodrygo and Camavinga.

Mar 2024 21.16 GMT 56 min: Mbappe is 🍌 outrageous, like that’s telling you something you

don’t know. He nearly power-glides his way clear, chasing a ball he’s got 🍌 no right to

get, squeezing between Militao and Alaba and into the box. Just as Mbappe prepares to

pull the 🍌 trigger, Alaba sticks out a leg to block bravely ... and brilliantly. That was

the tie, right there. Kylian Mbappe 🍌 of PSG goes past David Alaba (left) and Eder

Gabriel Militao. Photograph: Pressinphoto/Shutterstock But Alaba gets back to thwart

Mbappe. 🍌 Photograph: Javier Soriano/AFP/Getty Images

Updated at 22.22 GMT

9 Mar 2024

21.14 GMT 55 min: Vinicuis tries to deliver a sucker punch 🍌 up the other end, but his

shot bobbles fairly harmlessly through to Donnarumma.

9 Mar 2024 21.14 GMT 54 min:

Mbappe 🍌 has the ball in the net for the third time this evening, but for the second time

it’s ruled out! 🍌 Neymar slips him free down the inside left. He enters the box, sells

the committed Courtois an outrageous dummy, and 🍌 having shuffled past the stricken

keeper to his left, whistles the ball into the unguarded net. What skill! Unfortunately

he 🍌 was a mile offside. That was one hell of a bodyswerve, though. PSG’s Kylian Mbappe

shimmies ... Photograph: Irina R 🍌 Hipolito/Shutterstock And shammies past Real Madrid’s

goalkeeper Thibaut Courtois and sticks the ball in the net but he’s thwarted by 🍌 the

linesman’s flag. Photograph: Manu Fernández/AP

Updated at 23.51 GMT

9 Mar 2024 21.12

GMT 52 min: Modric strokes a cute pass 🍌 down the left channel for Asensio, who wins the

first corner of the second half. Kroos hits a long diagonal 🍌 towards Valverde, who

attempts to complete the Scholes-Beckham / De Bruyne-Mahrez routine from the best part

of 30 yards. He 🍌 catches his volley well, but he’s way too far out to make it count. PSG

block and clear.

9 Mar 2024 🍌 21.10 GMT 51 min: Neymar is bowled over by Militao, who

earns himself a talking-to from the referee.

9 Mar 2024 🍌 21.08 GMT 49 min: Vinicuis cuts

in from the left, a spurt of pace that catches PSG unaware. He slips 🍌 a quick pass down

the channel for Asensio, who looks to take a touch and shoot on the penalty spot, 🍌 but

Kimpembe was wise to the grift and toe-pokes away just in time. Decent move by Real,

nevertheless.

9 Mar 2024 🍌 21.06 GMT 47 min: A fair bit of PSG possession, and a lot of

Real chasing. A pattern could be 🍌 set early.

9 Mar 2024 21.03 GMT PSG get the second

half underway. No changes at the break. “One of the 🍌 many, many joys of watching Mbappé

when he’s on song, is how simple his play is,” begins Kári Tulinius. “It’s 🍌 not that

he’s not capable of doing the complex stuff, but he usually chooses the simplest way.

There was a 🍌 moment, before he scored his goal, when he slowed down for a split second,

as if thinking: ‘What to do 🍌 now? I think I’ll just thump it.’ And he thumped it.”

9 Mar

2024 20.50 GMT HALF TIME: Real Madrid 0-1 🍌 PSG (agg: 0-2) Some worrying head tennis from

a Real viewpoint, as it’s in their own box. Courtois eventually snaffles, 🍌 and the

whistle goes. Kylian Mbappé, hotly tipped to join Real in the summer, has pushed them

towards the Champions 🍌 League precipice. A reminder that away goals don’t carry an extra

tariff any more, so Real just need the two 🍌 to send this to extra time and possible

penalties. But the balance of play suggests PSG are more likely to 🍌 widen the gap and

finish the job. Big half-time team talk coming up for Carlo Ancelotti.

9 Mar 2024 20.46

GMT 🍌 45 min: Marquinhos creams a pass down the inside-left channel for Mbappe, who

flicks insouciantly inside for Messi. For a 🍌 second, it looks like Messi is preparing to

inflict more hurt on Real from the edge of the box, but 🍌 he can’t quite sort his feet

out. There are two more first-half minutes for Real to survive, at which point 🍌 they can

simmer down and regroup.

9 Mar 2024 20.45 GMT 44 min: Vinicius is booked for arguing

the toss. Madrid 🍌 could do with hearing the half-time whistle and clearing their

heads.

9 Mar 2024 20.44 GMT 43 min: Nacho is booked 🍌 for a cynical clip on Hakimi, who

was barrelling into space down the right.

9 Mar 2024 20.42 GMT 41 min: 🍌 Real try to

respond quickly, Asensio curling in low from the right to win a corner off Kimpembe.

Before the 🍌 set piece can be taken, there’s a petulant rumble in the box. Paredes, on a

yellow, foolishly decides to get 🍌 involved, and is hauled away from the melee by his

keeper Donnarumma. Everything calms down quickly enough.

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